Score: 10

"Was that perfection?"

submission: saland figers omg

date: September 7, 2005

Maybe. Then again, maybe not. Either way, it's a hilarious piece of work and it's a shame that so many people are totally missing the point because I'm sure that if they would all just lighten up and stop taking themselves so seriously that they might actually..... enjoy it? Enjoy it!

The graphics are terrible. Perfect :) Any different and it would have detracted from the overall feel of the movie, as would everything else. The accent is, once again, perfect. It goes without saying that the comedy is pure genius, and the verbal portrayal of Internet acronyms had me laughing uncontrollably.
I'm not lying when I say I can't get enough of this. I've watched it over and over several times, and it still has the same effect :)

This is the funniest thing to hit Newgrounds in a long while. Great work.

Score: 10

"Not much to say that hasn't already been said....."

submission: My Tear for Uganda

date: July 9, 2005

Reviews are fast becoming my secondary source of entertainment here at Newgrounds. In all seriousness, nothing knocks your faith in humanity down a few pegs quite as hilariously as the mindless babble flowing forth from the anus of common sense and right on to Newgrounds in the form of a 'review', if they can even be called that anymore.

Half-way through 2005 and ignorance is not only bliss, but rampant and highly amusing. Hell, ignorance in it's truest and purest form would not hesitate to disassociate itself with most of the opinions expressed regarding this movie. As hilarious as these imbeciles are, I can't help but vomit all over my screen when the thought enters my head that they might actually reproduce. We can handle the terrorists and the poverty, but I'm afraid I can't say the same for the idiots.

It's a sad day when people are simply oblivious to the obvious sarcasm and irony they are bound to get their knickers in a twist over on a daily basis. A hilarious day..... but a sad day.

The final page is written in the books of history.

And I can't understand a word of it.

Score: 10

"Pretty fucking sweet."

submission: Akira The Don - L.I.T.F.

date: May 10, 2005

Yeah. I liked it.

The graphics were very impressive and animated well, and the whole style of the movie fits with the song very well too, I feel. Catchy song... great animation... it all adds up to the perfect recipe for a music video. Not to mention the pretty humorous bits and pieces dotted around the place..... all in all it made very entertaining piece of work.

Pretty much every aspect of the movie was spot on, so there's not that much room for improvement as far as I can see, haha! The effort you must have put in really shines through, although one problem that I could point out is that the subtitles were off a bit..... whether that's just down to the pile-O-shit computer I'm using right now or a genuine problem I'm not sure, but I thought I'd bring that to your attention anyway.

Otherwise..... damn near (for lack of a better word) perfect, and fully deserving of Daily Feature and the Front Page spot. Keep up the great work :)

Score: 9

"Great"

submission: GoldenEye : The Facility

date: April 20, 2005

As a big fan of GoldenEye (both the game and the movie), I found this hilariously :) I like how it rips on the things in the game that just don't add up, like five or six static guards in the toilets. Must have been some bad chili or something...

The graphics weren't half bad -- they could be improved, but it's not really a big problem as it is. You did a pretty good job with the background and everything though and, although they could be improved as well, they resembled the scenes from the game well. Audio was spot on too.

Anyway... Nice idea, and well executed. It made me laugh, although it could do with some touching up here and there.
I look forward to it's continuation :)

Score: 8

"Crazy"

submission: Truth about Alien Hominid

date: April 2, 2005

I'm not sure if it was just the music (or the fact that it's 3:25 am and I've been drinking), but the theory seemed somewhat plausible to me. Anyway..... yeah, you did a decent job with everything. One thing I could point out is that images were pretty choppy -- You could have sorted that out, not to mention cut the file size a bit, by using the 'Trace Bitmap' feature in Flash. Not that it was that big a problem, though..... the movie made me laugh, and I guess that's what counts.
As for the ending... I thought you'd do something like that -- I was expecting Tricky to pop up to be honest with you, haha!

Yeah, I laughed anyway. Nice job.
Keep up teh funnay :)

Score: 10

"This may sound a bit biased, but..."

submission: Dude where is my face ?!

date: March 25, 2005

Yeah, so I was trawling through the overgrown wilderness of the prehistoric BBS threads - only to come across the famous Photoshop My Friend thread! It's like one big time warp, and needless to say it was lots of fun to look through the whole thing again, almost a year on from it's humble beginnings as a simple Photoshop thread - I still can't make it to the end without cracking up at some point. Really, I'm happy to have been involved in such a huge collaboration of some great Photoshop talent and a really fun time, not to mention it's transformation from BBS thread to Flash movie.
You did a great job, with both the Photoshop and Flash aspects of whole thing - I love the style of the movie and the great use of audio which brought the entire thing to life. Of course, it wouldn't have been possible without the pictures provided by the, what...... 30+ users - on which note, kudos to everyone else involved.

Seriously, the whole thing represents some of my most enjoyable moments at Newgrounds... nicely topped off by seeing the dude's reaction after he finally got to see everyone's work :)

Great job, and good luck with everything :)

Score: 8

"Interesting"

submission: Teh Zombie

date: October 8, 2004

For such a basic idea it's a highly addictive game. The concept is good and well executed - a simple yet fun little game.
A high-score board would have been a nice touch... give the player something to strive for as opposed to just endlessly killing the zombies. Or even a storyline and different levels would have worked well.
Even though a little basic the graphics were fine and the music was alright too, but maybe you could have included a mute button or a few more loops for those which the music was not to the taste of.

All in all, a nice idea and a simple yet addictive game, with plenty of potential.

Score: 9

"A great piece of work =)"

submission: Livecorpse - A Tribute

date: June 28, 2004

It's a shame that so many people are misunderstanding this movie. The movie is a tribute to Livecorpse not only in displaying the events which took place during his last few days (In a rather humerous manner might I add), but a tribute in the fact that this is the type and style of movie that Livecorpse loved. Anyoneone who votes low on this movie because they think it makes fun of Livecorpse don't know him well enough to be able to say such a thing.
Anyway, good work Elfer. The simple graphics make it easy to follow the movie and they don't affect its quality in any way. A good choice of audio too - you can't go wrong with the Benny Hill tune when your aim is to get a laugh :)Keep up the awesome work, man.

Score: 10

"Sheer Brilliance"

submission: B

date: May 26, 2004

It's movies like this which represent the true meaning of Newgrounds, let alone life and the wonders of the universe. The fact that just one magical letter can influence so much joy and hatred emphasizes how easy it can be for such a plain and simple thing to toy with the human emotions - almost to an extent where 'B' could be considered a landmark in the scientific investigations of such sensory existentialisms.
So basic, yet its inconceivability brings about bewildering thoughts as to how such a peculiar method of characterization was possible. It is blatently obvious that much thought and consideration was put into it's creation, yet it's conception may forever be a mystery, the answer to which held only by it's creator.
A phenomenal work, it's shape is characteristic of it's abilty to divide thoughts and opinions almost religiously, with a symetry idiosyncratic of the minds of those in which 'B' shall be forever remembered as one of the factors which has shaped modern life... not to mention the future and beyond.

Score: 9

"Very good"

submission: USS Enterprise Two

date: May 25, 2004

I haven't written a review in a long time now, but I feel this movie deserves one.

Graphically, it was very impressive. I think that is where the standard should be maintained rather than improved upon - same goes for the sound. I guess the sound could always be made a little clearer with most games, but it's totally fine as it is.
The humor in there is absolutly great too - I actually laughed at a lot during this game which is always a good thing as it kept me playing... not like there was a lack of action or entertainment though :)

Great game, one of the best I've played in a while.